April 22, 2004
Timothy despises humans and works for ketchup rights. He is swell. For my birthday, he bought me one of those upside-down easy squeeze bottles and now I'm hip ketchup. If you add an extra "T" to his name and spell it backwards, it spells "mitt".
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April 19, 2004
Tim had the coolest guitar I've ever seen, until the horns fell off. He should have a long career as a metal guitarist, and if he doesn't, I'm taking back my German army coat.
February 27, 2004
Tim is a good guy. He's modest and polite when he needs to be and he's a filthy dick when he needs to be. In addition to that, he's very creative and talented when it comes to communicating. He should make a career out of that, although he would likely have to cut his hair.
February 25, 2004
Tim can Shred on his Warlock. He has long hair. He can drive very quickly.
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When I was a kid, I was determined to have my own breakfast cereal when I grew up. It would be kind of like Lucky Charms, except it would be devoid of all those annoying cereal pieces. All marshmallows. You know you've always wanted a cereal like that. I'd call it 'Marshmallow Apocalypse,' or something, because it sounds cool. If I was a moron marketing exec, I'd probably be tempted to use the word 'xtreme' in the name. But I hate that 'word.' It's usually synonymous with 'boring' these days, anyway. And Marshmallow Apocalypse is anything but boring.
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