over the past few years minneapolis has seen condos and chain
restaurants going up in every part of town. once peaceful
neighborhoods have been turned into booming financial districts where
people are tormented daily by nonstop commercialism. downtown
minneapolis has seen the worst of these attacks. hardly a single
local business has been spared, and the path of destruction has left
all of downtown a wasteland of chain stores, chain restaurants,
condos, and commercialism, leaving minneapolitans to wonder who could
be behind these monstrous acts... until now. recent investigations
have tied these terrorist activities to new york, a small country in
the new england region of the united states. new york is known
throughout the world to harbor condo and chain store developers.
minneapolis has long suspected new york's involvement in these
attacks, but until now has not had sufficient evidence to tie the acts
to new york. but a recent discovery in the form of a dvd has drawn
the connection. the video, found at the art of this gallery in south
minneapolis, contains footage of 2 new yorkers plotting to further develop
minneapolis. it's uncertain when the footage is from or where it was
taken, but one thing is certain... new york is planning more attacks.
mayor ryback has declared war on new york and enstated a red alert
status throughout minneapolis. more than 30 people have been arrested
and are suspected of terrorist ties. included in the arrests are the
art of this staff and a group of people playing basketball, some of
whom were spotted wearing new york yankees baseball caps and jerseys.
citizens are asked to report anyone with a brooklyn accent and anyone
wearing clothing bearing the motto "i (heart) ny".