this curious man of many aliases enjoys the puzzling center of life itself without trying to pull it apart to see if he is missing any pieces, which of course he is; we are all missing pieces. we are all missing pieces of a puzzle much larger than anyone can realize. but i digress. quarkenbush aka quark aka quarky is an avid cynernaut navigating this abyss called existance with humor and a wily perception. he is a highly intelligent smartass. his most discernable and charming flaw is that he thinks he is much better looking than he actually is.