So, I'm in this rock band, right? It's called Plasterkatz. And we have some gigs coming up in May, all over the place. I would love to see you out for some of them, or all of them if you're a superstar.
Here's the listio:

May 3rd/4th Saturday/Sunday
Karflukifest (www.karflukifest.com)
Auburn Gold Country Fairgrounds in Auburn, CA
We'll be playing on Sunday around noon. Tickets are a little pricey, but you get to see a bunch of bands and entertainers, and it's a really fun event. If you can't afford the price, but desperately want to come, send me a private message, and we'll see if we can get you on the volunteer list.

May 9th
Pier 23
23 Pier # 4 San Francisco, CA 94111
9:00 PM, $8 cover

May 17th
The Stork Club
2330 Telegraph Ave, Oakland, CA 94612
with The Chop!
8:00 PM, $5 cover

May 24th
Ireland's 32
3920 Geary Blvd, San Francisco, CA 94118
8:00 PM, FREE (except for the beer)!

May 30th
Expressions Center
6601 Shellmound Street, Emeryville, CA 94608
Live Webcast!
9:30 PM, FREE
If you can't make it to Emeryville, you can watch us live at mediasource.expression.edu/liveCast.htm at the time of the show!