Someone, somewhere on Tribe, has posted something along the lines of "click here if you think you're smart enough". Unfortunately you end up on this page, my apologies.

Then again, it isn't so bad if you want to trawl back to my early blog entries and discover the joys of Scottish slang or Happy Trails, but I've not been particularly entertaining lately. No smut. No Eurotrash. No half-nekkidness of any gender. Sorry. It's not as if my libido has been on holiday, I just haven't been particularly inspired lately. It'll wear off, I'm sure.

In the meantime, why not sing me a song?