She's not only Mud but a hot Elvis-type Mamma too! She is a champion Ace Kinetic pit crew and the best briber in town.

Hi Poker Face. Haven't been out to a game in a while....Damn busy schedule. Somehow I am about $80 richer this month....hm...but certainly not getting my fill of pokerness with the Mud Mamma!

Well I figured out that the mud mamma existed late one night, in a dark and stormy room filled with smoke and alcohol. We had all heard stories of it's existince but were never sure they were true! Now I know those crazy green eyes are for real! She is a monster and do not play loke poker with her either no one will leave alive! What she calls a healthfood store is nothing but a hippie filled cube that stinks like old veggies and B.O. I don't know how she stands it! Well she is one hell of a person and fun to party with! Her old man ain't so bad neither " BOG BOY " is his new name. Well just remember watch your back or she'll bite your head clean off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!