Male

Born in Sonoma County, named after part of Sonoma County, raised in Sonoma County, went to college, went to professional clown college, graduated from college, moved to the Czech Republic to teach English, taught some English, went broke, moved back, started working at a hospital, started going to law school, hated both the hospital and law school, stopped doing both, now going to school to teach English and History at a local high school.

In that order chronologically, but not necessarily preference.