Female

23

Hello, my name is Miss Lauren Alixandra. I am going to be a movie star, so you better be nice to me or when I am older I will have enough money to hire a hitman to kill you! Wha ha ha ha (evil laughter). No really though, I AM going to be a movie star, but I wont hire any hit men to kill you, but I would like to play a hitwoman in a movie, and kick some ass and fire lots of guns. I love to travel. I like moon lit walks by the beach . . . I'm a gemini . . . I only weigh like 450 pounds, so oh goody, there's a lot of me to love. Uh . . . I also direct plays, and produce and design them as well. I have done theatre in Colorado, India and Thailand. I love fashion and costumes. I like climbing big mountains. It makes my strap-on feel bigger. I love diving. Being underwater is so cool and totally different. music rules the world. and I love muscians. I mean really though, I have loved A LOT of muscians. and not in the heart and soul sort of way, but like bo*chica*wow*wow* sort of way. Those trumpet players do have great lips, and those drummers do have great rythum! and clowns are cool. and lots of color. and bio-diesel. and big mountains and hot water. and cats. yeah so, have a great day.