Amy's a pain. Really. She likes to spank people when she doesn't get her way.
And she bites. Hard.
But we all put up with it because she's the director.
And because despite all that, she's a damn cool lady.

Amy is blunt, and in a very good way. She's serious, strong, and funny to boot.

She's the one who'll watch you balance on the line of what you shouldn't do, and then shove you as hard as she can over the line while pointing and laughing at you. When you sit up, you start laughing too 'cause she isn't being mean, she was just going for the laugh.

V love for the Amy!

Look, I can't really be expected to write a testimonial for Amy, can I? I mean, I think most people view us as close to being the same person anyway (same Valley Girl verbal quirks, red hair, finishing each others sentences, et all), thus making it a little redundant. And we've been like this for... a LONG ass time. Like, we are fast approaching the point at which the percentage of my life that I have been best friends with her will exceed the percentage of my life that I haven't.

Suffice it to say? I love Fookus (that's Amy, for the people on the internet that haven't had to listen to us talk to each other). I love Fookus a whole bloody lot and I couldn't possibly ask for a better sister, confidante and co-conspirator that her. Husbands and almost husbands aside, she is my other half.

Amy is the hottness and the funny. ZOMGs she's teh awesome!! Can't wait to see you at the party.

I am going to be Amy when I grow up.