Legendy, mythical and frightening to small children. He is STENZO. There is no synonym, no metaphor and very few words in our language with which to describe him. And yet, he is so much more than a head of incredible flaxen hair and chisled jaw-line of Grecian proportion. He is a friend of depth. A well of love. Quick with a pun and useless trivia (if it were not for Stenzo, I would not know that 90% of all household dust is human skin, or that Americans consume an average of 30 lbs of dirt per year by eating unwashed fruit). Love him, revere him, but don't get him started on the virtues of garlic and bee pollen....