Big Ass Def Poetry Slam:

MY BUTT is big
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller,
and that's just fine.

It is a space heater for my side of the bed.
It is my ambassador to those walking behind me.
It is a Border Collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.

MY BUTT is big
and that's just fine.
And those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.

-Anonomous

Stole this from Treja, I thought it was kind of fun.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle name)
Gayle Harrison

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Nathan Lester

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Dunle

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal!)
Snake Green (OK, so I reversed it, it sounds detective-ier this way)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city... read more

So I've been making bindis for a little while now, (thanks to all my girlz who have been road testing them for me). This past Thurs I set up a shop on Etsy and spent Friday uploading photos and descriptions of each bindi and setting up the homepage. Sunday I got my first sale already, and she bought 2! I am so excited, I hope this a sign of things to come.

Check out the bindis at:

www.BigAssBindis.etsy.com

I've just returned from the funeral of a dear friend. Scott Fetterolf died this past Friday in a car accident. He was the owner of Scott's Folkatorium, a patron of the performing arts, a councelor, a generous humanitarian, and a wonderful friend. Scott wouldn't hesitate to go a mile out of his way for anyone in need. He had the heart of a saint and filled his days with volunteer services. He is best described as an eccentric collector and eclectic musician. While his favorite things to c... read more