Captain's Blog
For Ahmi
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 8:38 AM
MY BUTT is big
and round like the letter C
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller,
and that's just fine.
It is a space heater for my side of the bed.
It is my ambassador to those walking behind me.
It is a Border Collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales.
MY BUTT is big
and that's just fine.
And those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
-Anonomous
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Thu, April 17, 2008 - 9:45 AM
Where did you get that sketch of my ass? LOL
Thanks, Lena, I LOVE the poem!!! :) |
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Thu, April 17, 2008 - 12:14 PM
Oh sure, spoil my surprise Pennsic outfit.
Hey...that's my hair exactly...and my arms...my back ...and MY ASS!!!
My gawd, I am rolling here! That's a fantastic: both poem and drawing. It's BAD-ASS! Go ahead, touch it. |
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Thu, April 17, 2008 - 12:22 PM
Wow...
The ten thousand lunges thing is SO true!! Fricken Awesome. |
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Fri, April 18, 2008 - 4:17 AM
LOL ! I never thought of an ass as an ambASSedor before !!! This is the greatest poem ever.
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Fri, April 18, 2008 - 12:08 PM
.......can't........stop........looking..........at ...........the ........hiney.
It's mezmerizing ...seriously. I would have responsded to this blog much earlier but I was stuck here in an Ass-trance. |
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Sat, April 19, 2008 - 1:18 AM
Lena...WOW
That is me minus the tattoos!
I love the asswork...I mean artwork! Like others...I too was mesmerised....wow...So beautiful! Where can I find someone who can draw me like that? Thats cool. Big Asses Unite! |
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Sat, April 19, 2008 - 5:40 PM
OMG!! This is Fabulous! I can relate to the line about the lunges....my massage therapist says that I have "buns of steel"lol Also, the Border Collie line....I had a BC for ten years...best dog ever.....I miss her every day.
I want some thigh high boots!!!! heehee :) |
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Tue, April 22, 2008 - 7:37 AM
Hey Ahmi,
If that's you, why you holding a smoking gun in that picture? Who got on you're last nerve? :) Just please don't bring the gun to class for when I drill you guys on choreo, ok? |
