Jon is a cheap, dirty, rotten, degenerate scoundral, never to be trusted. He is not funny, in fact he's no fun at all. Jon is stinky and well, all around bad company...No seriously, you may not want to get to close.....Oh wait, wrong Jon, sorry I thought we were talking about a different guy...OK then, Jon. Jon is probably one of the best friends anyone could have. Jon was born for a reason, mark my words, this man is meant for greatness. He is so kind, and generous, and funny, and god dammit way smarter than me. All Jon need do is mearly give a flying @#!&% about something, and it's in the works. And if ever there were someone who could be trusted, Jon is like a rock or pillar of sorts. So cheers Jon, We Love You!

Jon, however annoyingly more intellegent than you, is a very wonderful individual. Try very hard to get close to him for when you do you will understand why I suggest this. This is an understatement.