ok, so last night i had this crazy fucking dream. it was some burn-type-event-but-not-really-thing (because i don't remember any fire, but there were definitely a bunch of freaks having fun) so anyhow... there was this huge contraption... and it was like a giant slide thing, but with a ramp at the bottom... so what happened is you would climb the stairs to the top, and then strap in on either side of your hips with some giant rubberband/elastic type things (who knows what the fuck the straps... read more

so the other day i was driving down randall ave, headed home after running some errands. there were cars stopped in the middle of the road, near no light, stop sign, anything. on closer look it was because there was a group of about 15 to 20 ducks that needed to cross the road. about 8 big ducks, and about 10 or so little ducklings. fucking adorable. the big ones were like, nudging the little ones along, to get back across the street to the pond (although i don't know what they were doin... read more