Today I scratched the old chestnut tree on it's butt part. Yeah, it really looks like a fanny with two round parts.
Then I went over and smelled something funny, almost as good as my pee, but not quite and pungent. I found out it was these little hedges ma planted in a circle out past the chestnuts.
Next I ate too big a piece of grass and it stuck in my throat-cough and gag!
Then I was put in Sean's old wagon and I rubbed the handle and claimed it as my own-so there.
Finally, I went under the table for a while until I was dragged inside.