Darien is a bewildering spectacle of perfection-- smoking hot, brilliant, multitalented, and very, very funny.

my roommate, campmate, and one of the most special people in my life regardless of how infrequently we talk and see each other.... truly, from the first time we met each other and we felt that secret spark of "oh, i know that you're just as crazy as me...," through four years of leading the freaks in a generally freak-deprived environment, to convening in reno year after year, having barely spoken in the past 12 months yet not taking a second to fill each other in, just to start giggling over our shared excitement for life.... i try to tell people in new york "just meet darien. i'll make much more sense." and they don't believe me, cause they just don't know you. thank you for making me make sense, for being unapologetic with me, for making being *us* such an amazing experience. you can - and lord knows you do - trump me with your powerizers anytime. smoooooooooooch! loved you when we met, love you now, love you always!

Brilliant commedian, funny, smart, sexy, and never afraid to "go there". Darien is one of the sexy redheads.

I've been amazed by her funny and ability to perform since the first day I met her in 2005. She ROCKS! If you ever get a chance to see a show that she's in, you should do it. Guaranteed you'll be blown away by her amazingness.

There are very few young women I've ever encountered who could only be described as a "Force of Nature"; until recently I'd only ever met two who met the ideal, one being my daughter.

The total is now up to three, as Darien simply cannot be described using a lesser superlative. She is a stiking combination of wit, intellegence and beauty, unburdened by either self-conscienceness or self-preservation.

This kid is a natural clown, blessed with a beautiful face that is seemingly made out of rubber. She has this as her primary weapon and she's not afraid to use it. Be warned.
Once you get past the stage persona, however, you find a very sweet young lady with a gentle heart who can make your heart stop when she lets her hair down.

Beautiful. Hilarious. Intelligent. Oooo, I like her lots!