The Simple Truth

So much to say....but how does it go...a picture is worth a thousand words...sigh...

<<giggles>>

The Tree Hugger



While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came

upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are

you doing?'



'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'Would you like to give it a try?'



Curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' and wrapped his arms around the

tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy

slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car

keys, stripped him naked, and left.



Sometime later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy

handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck

happened to you?'



He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.



When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in

sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear

and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'

An old letter found - betcha all wondered

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fourties I find it even better! In fact, about a month a go, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Full Moon Sundy 3:25am

WOO HOO - I get to play tonight!!!!!