The Tree Hugger



While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came

upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are

you doing?'



'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

'Would you like to give it a try?'



Curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' and wrapped his arms around the

tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy

slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car

keys, stripped him naked, and left.



Sometime later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy

handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck

happened to you?'



He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.



When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in

sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear

and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'