Oh, back here in Akron...where things they be hapennin'.

Where there's no lack of drama involving my momma,

and there's some girls in this town who would like me to drown,

I heard a women get beat as I rode my bike down the street,

11 kids found locked in cages, I read in the news pages,

where the jocks say "It wasn't rape, we were out on a date."

Where young chubby kids gorge on big macs and pornographic television programming.

'Tis good to be back to know what, when elsewhere, I do not lack.

And I'm not just talking smack. This shit is whack.