Bubbles and I have been pen pals for a long time now. We like to discuss our mutual adoration of bananas. And although Bubbles doesn't share my enthusiasm for banana protectors (see www.bananaguard-uk.com/ we still get along famously. Once or twice, Bubbles has almost convinced that termites are a tasty snack through skillful use of poetic language. What's that they say about a monkey at a typewriter being able to write like Shakespeare given enough time? Who's to say Shakespeare wasn't a monkey or a chimpanzee to begin with? Of course he never wrote anything about bananas to my knowledge, but still....