I don't know if I'm qualified to write a testimonial for Chris, but in the short while that I've known him, these are things I can say.

"An aspiring modern gentleman."
"He likes to open doors for me."]
"He flops on my couch in a certain way that begs to be petted."
"He waits until I'm ready, to eat the ice cream."
"He can actually answer crossword puzzle questions."
"His wardrobe is remarkably consistent. Black."
"He says he has clothing in other colors, but I think he lies."
"I know where to find a picture of him in **white**."
"He plays with handpuppets."
"He likes to penetrate my Hello Kitty tissue box cover."
"He liked my shiny happy Death."
"He definitely knows how to throw a girl up against the doorframe and deliver the kiss that kills."