So I was on the phone with Khrysso, and he says to me "was thinking of converting to a new spiritiality.. but I forget the name of it... it's like Agnosticism, but it wasn't Agnosticism, for they tend to be percieved as wishy-washy."

So I said "You could always become Eggnostic" (to which he laughed).. "No, I'm serious, didn't Jesus say take up my yolk and learn from me?"

Being ever the theologiean, Khrysso said "yes, 'for my yolk is easy and my burden is light'".

True, except that I preffer my yolks over-easy, being burdened by light toast sounds about right.

This is, of course, why when Jesus was born, they sang "Gloria in egg shell sis eggo." Likewise, Cognito eggo sum (I think therefore I'm an egg.)

Khrysso said "That puts a whole new spiritual twist on.. 'leggo my eggo'."

Eggsactly!