I believe that I have written a smashing review of Timothy in the past, but OH BOY, do I wish to update it now. Timothy is my fuckin' hero...do you hear me? Timothy is not afraid of anyone. His sharp wit, keen mind and gigantic ego would allow him to take on the world. He will fight for what is his, he will claim it, and he will lay to waste all those who oppose him!! POWER TO TIM! For he is the leader of a new revolution!! There is only ONE right way! And Tim knows it! You might say he is singularly educated, at one with himself, has focus, ONE of a kind, you might say...he is...MONO-fabulous! WHICH IS INDEED A NICE CHANGE!!!! :)

he is a gift... to me... to you... to whom ever he shares himself and spends time with and we are gifts to him...
And NO you cannot return or exchange him without proof of purchase!

This one time, Tim and I made a film about some silly man jumping up and down on the moon. The governmant found it, and made everyone believe the US was in space long before the Russians. Tim also invented the TV dinner, it wasn't really that man who worked for Swanson. These things are wonderful, but I think his most amazing acheivement was becoming mayor of Lancaster, California, and convincing city council to ban premarital sex, just so we could capitolize on the taboo appeal and screw half the city. Timothy is hero.