new rules:

12.1) We love our twinks, however we do not pick up sweater wearing twinks at trannyshack, chances are we will scare them.

12.2) Twinks from trannyshack will only come to the penthouse showing of Lee's magic show of 'watch me make HUGE cylindrical objects disapear' for the magic dust...nothing else. NOTHING ELSE. BTW - where DID you hide the Michelin Man?

13.1) No new electronic gagets, gizmos, toys, etc. are to be purchased the 30 days before road trips to LA.

13.2) When purchasing t-shirts in L.A., you must purchase an additional of your favorite in large. Remember my colorist said I'm a 'fall.'