I am certain that the good Dr. Vatsu and I engaged in some scandalously incestuous activites while we were cojoined in the universal womb. Tragically separated at birth, we nonetheless have set out on our own individual crusades to make the world a more perverse place, one victim at a time.

He is, by far, the most sane Gemini that I have ever met, and since I've tangled with many, many schitzo Gems, it speaks volumes about the man's character that I even allow him to be part of my life, much less count him as one of my closest friends. Go ahead and beg him to be your Daddy, if only for the evening...it's well worth the effort.