neuticles: never looking at jellybeans

   Wed, June 28, 2006 - 9:47 PM
the same way again after looking at the size and pricing chart www.neuticles.com/webpages/cost_tab.html for neuticles (neuticles.com/ ) testicular implants for pets:

"help your pet maintain his natural look after neutering!" i just hope people aren't sick enougn to get cat balls for their dog or vice versa. or upgrade the size of their pets balls by getting them an XL implant.

they even sell them as keychains!



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Wed, June 28, 2006 - 11:54 PM
OMG!
this is the funniest thing I've seen in awihle...thank you!
Thu, June 29, 2006 - 9:34 AM
the new pet accessories. i can just see pet owners wanting to machofy their pit bulls upgrading them to XXL. or look! my chihuahua -he's got *BALLS*!
Mon, July 3, 2006 - 10:24 PM
Spot has big balls
They should make an inflatible version that you can pump up or down for every occasion. Fights you'd want the biggest balls probably, but when your dog goes to the opera maybe not so big.
Wed, July 5, 2006 - 1:29 PM
yeah we dont want to offend those opera goers with overly large testicles :)
Wed, July 5, 2006 - 2:35 PM
JESUS H CHRIST look at the fucking prices!!!!

oh man, I am in the wrong business!!!