Wendy = my best best BEST friend in the entire world.
Do I really have to explain?? :)

Wendy comes across as JUST a sassy brassy no nonsense rattlesnake killin' former army wife Texan-turned- asskickingbootwearing fire dancing face-pierced tattooed costuming wild haired underground wunderkid brace-face Med student with a mighty fine decolletage and a sexy swing in her backyard (IF you know what I mean, she DID win "Best Ass at Burning Man 2002" without even entering the contest);

but that time she pulled out her lunchbox photo album and said nonchalantly, while flipping through pictures looking for something entirely inconsequential, "Oh, here's when I played cello for Chicago Symphony. . . oh, here's me with Al Jourgensen from Ministry . . . oh, here's when I was on tour with nine inch nails . . . oh, here's me rescuing endangered sea mammals at the Seattle Aquarium", that's when I started to get the sense that there's a whole lot more fabulousness than even meets the eye, with Wenzilla.