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Contessa

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joined on 10/28/07
last updated 04/23/09
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Oui, C'est Contessa

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about me
I'm a crazy little clown living on the top of a mountain in the middle of a forest, studying the theatre and all aspects of the squirrels reproductive cycle. Russian by blood and Pisces by birth, I'm imperial but compassionate, with complete dedication to all that I do.




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Thoughts:

Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare.

I can do nothing but send me love to you.

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My Recent Activity

A Miracle Moment (blog entry) Yesterday, I was at Camp Pendleton, the Marine base here in Southern California. My mother dragged me to attend the Mercy Me concert there, which I (being non-christian) thought was going to be a total drag.
Boy, was I wrong.

First I met the l... read more
blog entry posted Tue, July 28, 2009 - 1:29 PM permalink - 0 comments
Well, I just got stood up. (blog entry) And I'm hormonal and I cannot stop crying.

Hey, Tribe. What's up?
blog entry posted Wed, July 15, 2009 - 5:20 PM permalink - 1 comment
Contessa's One Person Show, "He" on Youtube!!! (blog entry) www.youtube.com/watch
Part 1

www.youtube.com/watch
Part 2

The quality isn't great, and you're going to need speakers...

This is the show about the 6 men who ... read more
blog entry posted Sun, June 28, 2009 - 10:10 AM permalink - 3 comments
Worst day of the Year? Father's day. (blog entry) Not really. I hadn't actually given it much thought, until my mother awkwardly sauntered into my abode last night, and asks.... "So, uh, Haley, have you given any thought to Father's Day?"

No, Mom, No I really haven't. My father offed himself 9... read more
blog entry posted Fri, June 19, 2009 - 12:11 PM permalink - 3 comments
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My Blog

Yesterday, I was at Camp Pendleton, the Marine base here in Southern California. My mother dragged me to attend the Mercy Me concert there, which I (being non-christian) thought was going to be a total drag.
Boy, was I wrong.

First I met the little squirt in the photo. His daddy just returned from Afghanistan on Friday, and I got a chance to clown at this kid for quite a long time. He laughed so hard... So wonderful.

The concert went on, I know a few of the songs, I was dancing out in... read more
Tue, July 28, 2009 - 1:29 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
 
And I'm hormonal and I cannot stop crying.

Hey, Tribe. What's up?
Wed, July 15, 2009 - 5:20 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
www.youtube.com/watch
Part 1

www.youtube.com/watch
Part 2

The quality isn't great, and you're going to need speakers...

This is the show about the 6 men who have created the woman that I am. It's minimally produced, and I very purposfully made it "raw". It's supposed to be awkward and real-- because this is my life.

"He"
Written and Performed by Haley Kooyman


Have a look-see
Sun, June 28, 2009 - 10:10 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
Not really. I hadn't actually given it much thought, until my mother awkwardly sauntered into my abode last night, and asks.... "So, uh, Haley, have you given any thought to Father's Day?"

No, Mom, No I really haven't. My father offed himself 9 years ago, and I'm strictly not allowed to go to his grave, I wasn't allowed to go to his funeral, so why the hell would I remember him on Father's day?

But it's irking me... Here I am, graduating, and I've made a name for myself doing EXACTLY wh... read more
Fri, June 19, 2009 - 12:11 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
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