To Whom It May Concern:

I have known <insert name here> for <XX> <days|weeks|months|years> and I can honestly say that in all these <days|weeks|months|years>, they are the best at <insert talent|skill> that I have seen this side of <town|city|country of notoriety in skill|talent>.

Why just the other day, I was speaking to <some jackass who knows alot about skill|talent> about the <years of practice|natural skill> that <same fucking name as above> applied to be ath the top of the <skill|talent> heap.

Please consider this my utmost reccomendation for <coattail rider mentioned 15 fucking times already>.

Signed
<Assmunch who wrote this>