I’M TOO LOUD…ROO WANTS ME OUT!!!

Dirty V — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:35:34 GMT

Yes, it’s true. I wandered into Roo’s life as a stray. She took me in, fed me, and even bought me my own little cage to hang out in. Although I was initially reserved due to the ordeal of life “on the streets” I soon came out of my shell due to the happy, loving environment that The Abyss provided. To celebrate my newfound comfort I have taken to vocally testifying my contentment. I simply cannot be convinced to alter my daily routine, which consists of loudly professing my happiness to myself in my mirror. All day. Every Day. Beginning at dawn. I find this incredibly amusing and will even make small talk and laugh conspiratorially at my reflection, because I truly do find myself to be adorable. Roo tried to be patient and accepting. But alas, our roommate bliss was not to be. She cannot deal with what she refers to as my, “constant, nonsensical babbling” in my native tongue (I don’t speak any English) and has requested that I move out ASAP. I have few possessions. Basically me, my food and my cage. So I wouldn’t take up much space. I only need maintenance every now and then. Fresh water, fill my food bowl, change the papers on the floor of my cage. I would like to live with someone who will at the very least appreciate my constant serenading of wherever I am kept. Hopefully keeping me somewhere where I will be able to enjoy and observe the activity of your household. Even better would be someone who appreciated my own unique qualities and talents and wished to develop camaraderie of sorts with me. Please get back to me as soon as possible since Roo’s patience is wearing thin and she has threatened to cook me and serve me with rice and teriyaki vegetables in the near future. Thank you ahead of time for your interest and concern.

Things the voices make me type...

I’M TOO LOUD…ROO WANTS ME OUT!!!