Female

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Jen is a powerful leader of the Luddites. She can clear low curbs in a single bound, sort mail with incredible speed, and can wrestle rattlesnakes with impunity. While trapped in the Amazon River basin, she single-handedly defeated a red ant invasion with Charlton Heston. She thinks Milton Burle is a sex symbol. When she isn't involved in her Demolition Derby career, she can be found helping the disadvantaged at the Beverly Hills Gucci Soup Kitchen. She cooks, she cleans, she leaves mints on your pillow. She can name all 38 states. She was heavily involved in the Gemini and Apollo space missions. She was recently appointed the El Presidente for Life of the Miami Bingo League where she suppresses Geriatric Rebellion with an iron fist. She is filled with style, grace, and pudding.