He likes to sniff butts, especially if it's a dog's butt and then occasionally lick it's nuts too, if they're still there. He does this because he wishes he was in fact a dog. He's been caught acting like one on plenty of occasions, that's for sure. His ultimate wish is to have his own castle, to fill it up with biotches in heat, go stand on top of the western look-out tower and scream like a spoiled baby (yet King Kong style): I'm the alpha! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh I'm..... the alpha!!

No I don't think you'll approve this one, heh heh heh, no, you're just too much poodle and not enough bull-dog for that, heh heh. Just wanted to get a laugh outta ya ;-)>

He's the one and only; the intergalactic Fifth Sector Commander Algathor Vetta. We met some time ago under 'interesting' circumstances when he crashed a party I threw. Everyone thought the "spaceship sudden appearance out of nowhere effect" was really cool. It's been getting more and more interesting ever since that day... He's one of the very few out there who's managed to have me re-evaluate my understanding of 'weird'. Love partying like rockstars on his ship "The Nuttencracker II" while flying circles around the moon and cracking jokes at NASA. Ask him to make a 'special' sound for you if you ever get the chance. Ask him about "hobbs boton" too. It is curiously difficult not to like this weirdo.