I can't be the only one weary of (and a little disgusted by) all the goddamned yellow ribbons on people's cars now. Inscribed with the imperative phrase, "Support Our Troops", it's as if these people are approaching me in the store, or at a restaurant, or near my bank, and commanding me to do this thing. To them I say, "fuck you."

It's not even the explicit command that bothers me so much. It's the implicit inference that by questioning our mentally retarded commander-in-chief's motives an... read more