okay... fine... You didn't like my serious, heartwarming testimonial? How about this one, then :
Victor is a pricksucker. Fuck him in the neck.

I am sorry to say that I do not know Victor nearly as well as most people do. A matter of timing, I suppose,,, and of course that thing called work. That being said, Victor has still impressed me with the fact that he is one hundred percent genuine. He has never been anything less than completely friendly, helpful, and open minded. In any case, he and his lady JoJo are super kick ass., rad people who i seem to keep running into in Nevada.. be it Burning Man or The Tropicana. There are a lot of people who I wish i knew a little better than i do, and Victor is definitely on that list. Props and much love and respect.

He is Victor. He is a man, a humanitarian man. A manchild. The kind of man who would fuck a person in the ass AND have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. Victor, a fabulous Manchild in lederhosen. Hail Victor! For he is The Manchild!

ahem.......can i just get a big hell yeah that this mofo dropped into my roomies lap over a year ago and made her life complete! And lucky for me, i get to reap the rewards being both there roomies now!!
having big silly in the casa de cool people has made everyone in the hood very thrilled and excited to have him around.....not only is it like living with me sistas again, (he even puts the toilet seat down!!) but even better this time because he comes with tool belt in one hand, and a sixer in the other!
when big silly laughs, it's a booming infectious laugh, that makes everyone grin with happiness knowing he's around....also, the most important thing i love about him...he treats my girl JoJo like the princess she is! Respectful love is a hard thing to find, grasp it and cherish it...he already knows it.
love you big silly, me familia....sweet

I am so in love with this man! He makes everyday so exciting and wonderful. He can make me laugh for hours. I have the best time with him no matter what we are doing. We enjoy each other's company to no end. He is my partner in crime and the special someone by my side. He's everything I've ever wanted and so much more. Victor, I love you so much!