MOUTH-OLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch or Honey Mustard - depends on my mood.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. McDonalds - for french fries & In & Out - for burgers.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Any place where the waiters look like penguins, the napkins are cloth and the waiter "scrapes" the table for crumbs during dinner - I'm a snob!

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15% for good service, 20% for great service and 30% for 1st class service.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Chocolate ice cream, tuna salad and Doritos.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green bell peppers and mushrooms.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter or cream cheese.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. The beach at sunset.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 5

Q. What color is your iPod?
A. What's an iPod?! Just kidding...I still own vinyl.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My tonsils when I was 4, my appendix at 19 - unfortunately my stick has yet to be removed from my ass.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I have a few that I will be getting fixed very soon....they hurt!

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. I could totally say something dirty (ala Amaryllis), but I'll be good...boxes with bric a brak (how do the hell do you spell that?)

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Oh yea....a couple of times...one was from a turkish drop unto a concrete floor, the others deal with headboards.

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No....I'm paranoid enough as is.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I hated my name as a child, but I like it now.....but if I had to change it: Agatha (don't ask).

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Turquoise blue (especially when I'm tanned)

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I swallowed a fly once...it flew in my mouth...so gross!

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes, my dad....I love still having him around to torture.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes...several people and several times.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. You can get paid for that????....if so I am owed ALOT of money!

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No...too vain.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yep

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Totally.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Not worth it...I'd spend the $1000 on Tums.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: No pocket on these pants.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Only if you remember the 80's and are really stoned when you watch it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet...but I'm getting a new house and it will have hardwood. (hee hee, I said "hard") (hee hee, I said "wood")

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Hell no

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I'm counting, hold on.......I think like 10.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Me personally...2000...bachelorette party, yada, yada, yada...The very last time, I stopped at a car accident I witnessed to help and talked with the cops...real cute BTW.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Grow up??? Oh yea...Happy.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: I am soooo outta touch, what's a top 8? Seriously!

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Hazel

Q: Last person to call you?
A: My dad

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My daughter

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 69....Can't take the dirty outta the girl.

Q: Season?
A: Autumn...Especially cause my birthday is in October. (Hint Hint)

Q: Book?
A: I LOVE anything written by Bertrice Small (historical romance) and James Patterson and anything about Werewolf lore.

Q. Website?
A. Tribe and www.shimmythis.com (shameless plug)

Q. Month?
A. October - My birthday is on the 19th!!!!

Q. Alcohol?
A. I went from Alchy to Light weight...I like wine, oh and champagne.....I love the bubbles.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Always

Q: Mood?
A: Tired, somewhat stressed (usual) and kinda randy!

Q: Listening to?
A: My daughters bedtime stories on CD (my office is near her bedroom and it's bedtime)

Q: Watching?
A. My husband in his black pants....GRRRRRR

Q: Worrying about?
A: Doctors, test results, being poked and prodded.

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Potty

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A.Get off the computer to go potty.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Simpsons Movie (at the theater), The Howling (at home).

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I used to smile way more...not too much lately...gotta try harder.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes...but some folks think I'm kind of a bitch.

Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: I would like to say...my 1st husband David and of course a butt load of ex's but looking back, they have helped me to become who I am today....Not that I'm great or even a better person for having known them, but if I could change having met just one person in my past, it could change my entire future therefore totally changing my present....and I like my present.