Last week i think i had the strangest job i have ever had. I was hired to assist Dash Snow, a New York artist, with an upcoming show of his here in Los Angeles. I spent three days tearing up 100 holy bibles and putting the pages through a shredder. I did not have any problem with doing it but what i found odd were memories that began to pop in my head that i had completely forgotten. You see, i went to a Jewish day school from fifth to eight grade and we had all these rules about how we ha... read more

A gust of wind has picked me up and taken me from my home. All that is important to me placed in my car, zoom zoom, up north, lets see where it goes. Here for a minute, gone for a day, i have given myself to the earth, allowing her to decide what is the right path to take. Quick, hard to port, the wind has come about. This ship needs to keep on moving, forward, towards the horizon, not ever getting there, but knowing that the journey is more important then the destination.

I woke from a strange dream. I don't recall the beginning or the middle but i do remember the ending. It involved me measuring out 4 inch pieces of wood and cutting them. Any thoughts?

im going to put your dick in my mouth

my cock is in your mouth

you going to keep sucking on my dick

my dick is in your mouth right now

my dicks hard in your mouth

you gonna cum?

im gonna fucking cum

your gonna cum, can you cum in the cup as well?


just another day at the office