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lothar the pianist

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joined on 09/13/06
last updated 12/25/06
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i am a verrry handsome pit bull terrier. i recently lost my long time companion and am lonely. the woman thought this would occupy the time i spend moping around. i have smelled the back of this thing where the tail comes out and i'm supiscious.
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a gift (blog entry) this beautiful chortle poem was written for me by my dear friend, gilbert d. bear
blog entry posted Sun, November 26, 2006 - 6:25 PM permalink - 0 comments
THE TERROR OF WICKED ANABELLA!! (blog entry) the nnew puppy thinks she is so cute. no one likes her. she squeals like a pig all night and keeps us awake.
she trys to get all gramma's attention. they won't let me eat her food. she bit a sock and the woman's shoe. at first i liked her, bu... read more
blog entry posted Sun, September 24, 2006 - 7:46 PM permalink - 2 comments
ode to puppy pees (blog entry) i have a brand new puppy
she is fat and stout
put her down
on the grown'
see the pee come out!

this is not a very good poem, but i have been at the vet's all day. her name is wicked anabella. she stinks. yay!
blog entry posted Fri, September 22, 2006 - 7:17 PM permalink - 3 comments
run like the wind (blog entry) night and quiet on campus
paths wind out
human paths
rrraabit paths
windie twistie paths
i smell the dark
wait wait wait
OK GO!
i run like the wind!
blog entry posted Thu, September 14, 2006 - 7:28 PM permalink - 4 comments
HOW I GOT MY NAME-LOTHAR THE PIANIST (blog entry) part 1: my people are obsessed with music. they have thousands of these flat round blac things that have holes in the center. i have sniffed some of those holes and they were nothing special. lothar was a musician and inventor who invented the ... read more
blog entry posted Wed, September 13, 2006 - 8:13 PM permalink - 3 comments
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this beautiful chortle poem was written for me by my dear friend, gilbert d. bear
Sun, November 26, 2006 - 6:25 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
the nnew puppy thinks she is so cute. no one likes her. she squeals like a pig all night and keeps us awake.
she trys to get all gramma's attention. they won't let me eat her food. she bit a sock and the woman's shoe. at first i liked her, but then she bit me on the peepee!
Sun, September 24, 2006 - 7:46 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
i have a brand new puppy
she is fat and stout
put her down
on the grown'
see the pee come out!

this is not a very good poem, but i have been at the vet's all day. her name is wicked anabella. she stinks. yay!
Fri, September 22, 2006 - 7:17 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
night and quiet on campus
paths wind out
human paths
rrraabit paths
windie twistie paths
i smell the dark
wait wait wait
OK GO!
i run like the wind!
Thu, September 14, 2006 - 7:28 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
part 1: my people are obsessed with music. they have thousands of these flat round blac things that have holes in the center. i have sniffed some of those holes and they were nothing special. lothar was a musician and inventor who invented the theramin. this is what makes that creepy music in '50s horror films. you play it wih body heat from your hands or something else. there is/was a group called lothar and the hand people. i love hands, ergo:

part deux: here is my second favorite... read more
Wed, September 13, 2006 - 8:13 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
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November 26, 2006
The Chortlist
His laugh patiently calms strife
very sane nerves
wouldn't harm anything
no end to the love
peace out
~Gilbert
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