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ZaeM the Great and Powerful

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joined on 01/24/04
last updated 10/14/07
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eyecandy

my shadow is long
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Eyecandy

Sleestaks know how to get down
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If Only they'd listen!

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Secrets to use against me

Age
35
about me
Trying my best in adverse conditions to make a fire out of Mud. Mildly co-dependant and in search of love, but for some reason only interested in that which will hurt me. self-recriminating.
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the love

April 10, 2008
ZaeM and his pack of thugs stopped me outside of a coffee shop and beat the hell out of me for about an hour, then they wrote rude words and drew blemishes and mustachios on my face with permanent laundry markers. They told potentially damaging secrets about me to passersby, and stole my cell phone in order to call my mother and laughingly read aloud from the diary I keep in my rucksack.

Then he gave me 100$, told me to clean myself up, and introduced me to the woman that one day became my wife. You might know her as "that one ilianowear model". I divorced her some eleven years ago, but that's hardly ZaeM's fault.

Since then, I've come to understand that ZaeM's philosophy is one of deep meaning and mystery, and it's the height of stupidity for me to question it. I've learned a lot from him, and it's made me a better person. Send him money. The more you send, the more blissful your afterlife will be.
October 2, 2004
Z has that way of reminding you, even at his worst, that you're really, really glad he's your friend.
June 4, 2004
Ah, to the Once and Future Roomate. The only man I know who can take a relatively empty home and within a day transform it into a storage bay for Oxford Comics. Because of this man, the occurance of female sightings in this abode has increased 1200% and trash removal performance is now at all time highs. The witty Watson to my overly technical Holmes, and the stoned Sancho to my all-naturally delusional Don Quixote. Were he more timely with his financial obligations he would be perfection, but alas, all men fall short of that.
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My fragile inner child

here I am again, with nothing to do but browse the internet. this time around its because I'm backing up the last two years' work to be sent off to Scholastic to finalize the project. The result is that I'm back at the old "George Jetson" job description, and boy, is my button-pushing finger ever killing me.

I'm a bit astonished with how quickly the Internet bores me to tears. Every scrap if information available to mankind, and I get bored in under three hours.

sheesh.
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 10:44 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
what can I say? I'm sitting here at work waiting for something to do. Not trying to sound pompus or anything; but I'm too damn good at my job. I sit here and soak up idle hours on the clock while I wait for high falootin' art directors in New York City to momentarily poke their heads out of their asses long enough to look around and get some work together for me to do.

sure that sounds great... but showing up early because "there'll be alot of work to do" to find that all there really is i... read more
Fri, March 31, 2006 - 7:15 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
Some miscreant crept in while I slept and stole my laptop WHILE I WAS LESS THAN TWO FEET AWAY!

the bonus is that he also stole my Phone.

You know what the genius part is? that those are the ONLY TWO THINGS I OWN that I owe anybody money for!

He left a Birthday cake that said "Heather" on my porch; and though the officer who responded to my call dusted it for prints; there weren't any that hadn't been smeared, probably by cake grease.

so there's a fucking blog entry for you.

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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 3:35 AM permalink - 7 comments
 
what they need to do is develop a plasic that you can boil and eat; so that when I'm unable to keep my priorities straight, I can survive later by converting my toys and gaming peices into meals and snacks.

seriously though. I need to stabalize.

like in all sorts of areas.

Surgury before collectables. Food before gaming terrain. Work before play. Sleep before late nights.

and I really need to keep on myself... cause I've pretty successfully driven away all the effective naggers.
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Mon, September 12, 2005 - 5:24 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
Athenos Hummus is buy one get one free at Kroger.

I love late night Grocery Shopping.

A nice man in a uniform was even nice enough to unburdon me of my empty backpack. He was even nice enough to make sure there was room inside for my groceries by turning it inside out. and because he didn't put it back the way it was, it was easy to put my groceries in.

Do I look like a grocery store theif? Do I look stupid enough to try and steal food in a Grocery store at 2:30 in the morning when t... read more
Tue, August 30, 2005 - 12:01 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
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the Wisdom of Cordwainer Smith:


Joan Commented upon sentence: "My body is your property, but my love is not. My love is my own, and I shall Love you feircely while you kill me."

-Joan to the Lord Femtosex upon hearning her sentence of death;
The Dead lady of Clown Town, Corwainer Smith.
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Dear Eleanor,
You came to my house to tend me, Eleanor, while I was sick and Trying to finish this book. You died in the little guest room next to my bedroom. You spent the night there because you wanted to get a special breakfast for me, Eleanor, since I was sick at home while my wife had to be taken to a hospital, too.
You died there in my house, Eleanor; you looked very sleepy when you were dead, like one of those little "colored" dolls that they have in the department stores in America.
You were a Negro, Eleanor, and I have been called white. For seventeen years you shared my home, cooking, cleaning, and tending my things in America. You were a woman and I am a man. In seventeen years, we were thousands of times just the two of us in the house, and there was never an indecent gesture or an unchaste word from one of us to the other. I was kind, generous, courteous and thoughtful toward you. You were kind, generous, courteous and thoughtful toward me.
Only when the blue-clad police carried your little body away did I finally say to the morgue station wagon those words which I never said to you in life, "I love you, Eleanor. Where are you going, my little brown girl?"
I know where you are, Eleanor. Your little body is in a box somewhere on the other side of the world, in Virginia. I am Back in Austrailia again. But I can tell you this, Eleanor. I honor and remember the Seventeen years of your intellegence and kindness, while I was called master and you were called servant. I'll see the real you again, Eleanor, in a friendly place in which we both beleive.

-Cordwainer Smith, 1964. Dedication to "the Space Lords" a collection of short stories.

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"Do you have any questions?" said the Lady Johanna.
"When do we get the caps?" said several. they were human enough that they laughed at their own impaitience.
"Soon," she said reassuringly, "very soon."

-The Lady Johanna at the conclusion of her address to the prisoners of Shayol; The Planet Shayol, Corwainer Smith.
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"Shayol may have told you that Hell itself is not much to fear, if the people in it are good to each other"

-Corwainer Smith, Commenting on his story "A Planet named Shayol"