My fragile inner child
Laptop Stolen!
Wed, September 14, 2005 - 3:35 AMthe bonus is that he also stole my Phone.
You know what the genius part is? that those are the ONLY TWO THINGS I OWN that I owe anybody money for!
He left a Birthday cake that said "Heather" on my porch; and though the officer who responded to my call dusted it for prints; there weren't any that hadn't been smeared, probably by cake grease.
so there's a fucking blog entry for you.
all my damn files. everything I hadn't backed up over the last two and a half months or so. And Bryan is going to freak. Simply freak out. I can hear his voice cracking already.
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 5:41 AM
no.
shit. i am SO sorry! i can't believe the balls people have these days. jeebus! what if you'd awakened and slit his throat or worse?!! are you kidding about the birthday cake? what the FUCK is that about? seriously. like where the hell did he steal THAT from? It was just too heavy a load after swiping your laptop. wow. I'm actually pretty blown away by that. shitty, shitty, shitty. |
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 9:09 AM
Fuck. Sorry man. That is so fucking low. I wonder if you have a neighbor named Heather he visited earlier.
I considered buying that self-contained motion triggered digital camcorder that looks like a digital clock from Sharper Image just in case of something like that. But then it looks cool and would probably just get stolen along with anything else. |
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 9:43 AM
well, I can't say I don't feel like a collossal idiot for letting this happen.
Thanks for the condolences everyone. |
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 11:53 AM
detective mishka!
call all the local bakeries and see who ordered a cake for heather! maybe he paid with a credit card!
then, call me, i'll rip his legs off and you can send them to the computer people as payment. everybody wins. besides which, ill have to fly to atlanta to exact your vengeance upon his flesh, and then we can game! |
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 2:13 PM
it almost seems like a prank. a cake? did you eat it? how bizarre.
ps: i would be very creeped out by this |
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Wed, September 14, 2005 - 9:48 PM
the birthday cake bandit
here's what I deduce:
A guy carriing a Birthday cake addressed to someone else between 1 and 4 in the morning is A: on foot, B: a Crackhead & C: a Dumpster Diver. I plan on stakeing out Henri's Bakery and waiting to see my backpack. I bet he goes there habitually. Who wants in on a Bakery stakeout? |