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I'm a little bit Stewey from The Family Guy, a little bit Ducky from Pretty in Pink, and a bit Wembley from Fraggle Rock, a bit of School of Rock and a bit Brit-Pop, a tid-bit of Towelie mixed with Ralphie Wiggum, a little Rick James Bitch and a little bit Madge Ritchie mixed with Nicole Ritchie, a whole lot of Nomi Malone, a dash of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, a sprinkling of Sponge Bob, a small portion of Jerry Blank mixed with a pinch of John Waters.

I'm your average pop whore, star fucker and Burning Man douche bag.................This is me in a nut shell..."help I 'm trapped in a nut shell, ahhhhh!!!"...........Really though, I have a high school education, but am sharp as a tack and smarter than your average faggot. I come from a highly regarded carnie/hippy/white trash background raised in the ghetto suberb of Fremont, Niles (in the SF east bay). I have an unlimited, unchallenged supply of pop culture references, Oscar trivia and just plain useless information...........I love to debate politics, conspiracy theories and people's personal view's on movies I think are shit (any Romantic Comedy, especially if it stars Julia Roberts).............I admire people who are sarcastic, witty, slutty, use puns, creative, risky, daring, a little perverted, masturbators, bitchy, pot smokers, e-tards, have there own personal sense of style, challenge authority, drink until they puke and people who are not afraid to admit they love cheesy ass pop music and cartoons..........I do not like label whores, tweekers, George Bush, vagina's (love the ladie's though), fighting, over plucked eyebrows, cotton mouth, gay republicans, bad tattoos, closet cases (that don't put out), guys who describe themselves as having a "swimmers build", crashing, being fake to co-workers, Britney Federline, Michael Jackson, name droppers, The Cafe, prudes, hypocrites, drama queens, cologne, 80's hair and high school bullies!