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How to cut cheese?

The way a cheese is cut depends largely on its shape and size. The most important thing to keep in mind when cutting a cheese is to divide cheese so that everybody has an equal share of the inside and outside.
Round cheeses are to be cut in wedges, like a cake.
Cheese bought in slices should be cut lengthwise rather than across.
Tall truckles are easier to serve if sliced horizontally.

NOW YOU KNOW, SO NOBODY ASK ME AGAIN THANKS,
JB

EAT DRATS and everything else sharp.

Eat sharp things everyday. Your lip and tongue may bleed at first, but after awhile it will taste like bread. I first saw some crazy glass eaters on TV, a Ripley's thing I think. Soon after however, I began to see the underground side of this strange behavior. Some fetish ass freaks were chomping bottles, one circus whore even ate a light bulb. What is this form of stage madness? Then there is the whole fascination with blood and vampires and ya. That’s a whole different chapter all together. It defiantly grosses me out, but I have to say, I’d rather see some sharp bloody chompers then someone taking a stage dump anytime. If anyone has any glass eating footage, or eating of anything you shouldn’t for that matter, please pass it my way.
Until next time,
THIS IS JAMES BARFF