Oklahoma is too cute!!!Thu, March 7, 2013 - 7:50 AM
We wanna be the first state to slaughter and eat horses! www.care2.com/causes/okla...aughter.html
We pay to scream at the homeless! www.thedenverchannel.com/news/...minute
Our judges use sex toys instead of dumb old gavels in courtrooms! www.freerepublic.com/focus/f...57/posts
Chiropractors have no legal obligation to tell you their husband might rape you! www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx
We wanna make it illegal to flunk students for being dead wrong! www.geekologie.com/2013/02/...-ille.php
Our criminals hide loaded guns in their vaginas! www.wcsh6.com/news/waterc...pects-vagina
I hoped she remembered to put the safety on.
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|But we still have more tornados than any other state; that makes up for everything else really. Tornadoes are the best, I'm being serious.|
Yes but you have Frank Lloyd Write!
Seriously Girl I think you should change your name to
As you really are a kindred spirit of tornado's
|Keep in mind: except for the dirty old judge, this is only the past two week's worth of stories...|
but I can't stop laughing....
and I know that you do write this with a serious note.
But like I am prone to say, if you got that bug to move, then do it. Just go for it!
I hate to admit it, but I kind of like all those things you have on your OKLAHOMA poster!
Perhaps I should move there?
|Oh my goodness! This was all a trip - *especially* that last one...yeah, let's hope she *did* in fact have that safety on...I wonder what would have happened if she really *had* to go....well, you know...do number one, or number two...yikes!|
Slaughtering horsesthere is a restaurant in Tokyo, Japan that specializes in horse meat. It is said in Japan to give men extra virility.