Taco Taco Cat. He's got to be aaaa Taco Caaat. Taco Taco Cat. He's got to be a TACO!

He's very cute indeed and he comes in mild, medium, spicy, 911 emergency hot.

After reading that, I realize it could be taken the wrong way, but I'm leaving it like that anyhow, so meh.

At first I was a little worried when all my mail was replaced by tacos. I mean, isn't it a federal offense or something? And shouldn't I be watching my figure?

But then I realized that my studio (not to mention my adoring fans) would certainly take care of me, and tacos go so well with seconal. Plus, Maxie is so adorable!

So today's lesson is: ignore the bills, enjoy the tacos, and pet the nice kitty.

all joking aside, max is my baby. i love him so much, he's really helped me get through some tough times by just being as sweet as he can be. that is when he's not being a naughty little bear... i always look forward to his headbutts and kisses when i wake up in the morning and him licking my nose. you couldn't ask for a sweeter kitten - he's mommy's good boy! (yeah whatever bitches i can talk to my cat like this - now what fool?)

Taco will grow up to be a fine thug. After all he's got the best teachers right? He's growing up so fast we'll be seeing him in a unitard in no time! I mean look at him! He's already the size of a sneaker!