Pigs Really Do Fly

So as a little girl I was never one to talk of marriage, wearing a silly white frock and talking about having 10 babies with Mr. Dreamy while at recess with the other girls swinging on the swings or while on the school playground performing the perfect cherry bomb death drop from the high bars.

Maybe I was born without that gene or electric shock impulse. Maybe it was because I was always self-entertained and too independent, but I’m good at sharing and would give the shirt off my back or my last nickel to anyone that needed it. So I know it’s not because I was selfish with my time, possessions or friendship. Anyways……Fast forward through years of relationships, good and bad and some I didn’t even know about……...

Today, most of you all know me as Little Miss. Anti Marriage. I now know that up to this point in my life I had just never met the right man. No offense to any of my exes, there’s a reason that we don’t fully realize until this moment in time why we weren’t the right connection and why we aren’t still together. Relationships can make good practice to get to the real deal….so with that…………….

On St. Patrick’s Day Jeff proposed to me and I said yes. It was completely unplanned and impromptu. It was perfect. Why wait so long to come out with it? We weren’t trying to keep it from anyone, just waiting to make the formal announcement for other many reasons important to us. With that said, Lori Lynn, Little Miss Anti-Marriage (insert dragging feet to all of that Hoo Haw) is engaged to Mr. Jeff Mireles.

Engagement Party/Drinkie get together to be announced. Save the date for the wedding. Halloween 2009: Saturday, October 31, 2009. We are planning a Halloween/Masquerade Theme Wedding.

It’s a new frontier for me and I think I’ve got to get a new space suit for this adventure.

“And no I’m not pregnant, and yes I love him to bits, and no, it’s not a mid-life crisis and yes he knows that bacon will always come first”

WONDER WOMAN NIGHT

WONDER WOMAN/SUPERHERO NIGHT!
Saturday, October 27th, 2007 at Benny’s 9:00 p.m.
2013 Q Street, Sacramento


Tracker had a fantasy, we spoke of it often. Dress up as Wonder Woman or any other super hero to fulfill his fantasy and complete the Justice League mission.


Please park your invisible jets and super-mobiles in the usual designated parking areas. Villains please check your weapons at the door.

Call me on my wonder phone if you have questions or need info!
Call Lori – 916.320.6774

TRACKER PHOTO LINKS-FROM TRACKERS CRACKERS

A message from Trackers Crackers (Tracker Memorial Committee)

As we have previously stated before we are in need of photos and written memories.

There are a few ways you can get your photos for the memorial book to us. Unfortunately there is a time restriction to submit photos. We are asking to have all photos and dedications to us by Tuesday, October 9th in order to have the memorial book done in time for his Memorial Event (those details coming soon).

TO ADD PHOTOS TO FLICKER ACCOUNT VIA E-MAIL:

Please e-mail photos to trackerlove@gmail.com and photos will be uploaded into this Flickr account. www.flickr.com/photos/trackerlove/

We're putting together a memorial CD with photos of tracker you can pick up at the party

WORDPRESS SITE TO LEAVE MEMORIES, COMMENTS AND LOVE:

friendsoftracker.com/

You will need to register on the site to upload photos or to leave written memories

TO MAIL HARDCOPIES OF PHOTOS:
You may mail hardcopies of photos to:

Francine Ures
1540 36th Street
#1
Sacramento, CA 95816


Please feel free to contact of us if you need any help on how to use any of the options or how to get photos to us in person (we can scan and return) by contacting Cory, Paul, Lori, Angie, Neal, Darcy, Allen or Frankie.

In Memory of Tracker-From Tracker's Crackers

Hi All!

I am forwarding this message for those not on MySpace. A bulletin will be
out today in regards to photos and stories and where to upload them.


We're writing this tonight to let you all know that a bunch of us have gotten together to celebrate Trackers life and memory. Please feel free to leave comments to Tracker on his profile here.

In the next few days bulletins and emails will be sent out to let his friends know where and when we'll be getting together to celebrate his life and memory. Tentatively we've planned a big memorial-shindig to celebrate his memory and life; we know for certain that he would want all of us to have the biggest fuckin party EVER! These were his last wishes bitches!

You can contact Cory, Lori, Frankie, Angie, Paul, Neal, or Allen to find out information in the interim, otherwise just wait for the bulletins that will let you know where to post your pictures and stories about Tracker (and help donate to the cost of setting up the celebration)

Tracker we love you and always will, rest in peace brother......

Trackers Crackers (Tracker Memorial Committee)

100 Worst Places To Die

1. Your parents' garage, whipping up your first batch of meth

2. Hour two of Babel

3. Six exits after picking up that drifter with the colorful past

4. On the beach in East Hampton, playing "Baby, I Love Your Way" on the steel drums at your best friend's wedding

5. In the middle of an instructional demo at the Scooter Store

6. The bar at Cheesecake Factory, holding your table pager

7. Eight cars back at the Hardee's drive-through

8. Naked, during a secret midnight romp on your neighbor's trampoline

9. On some asshole's new sailboat

10. Locked in your panic room, hiding
from a door-to-door magazine salesman

11. The personal grooming aisle at the Dollar Store

12. Bathroom of a Greyhound, en route to Dollywood

13. Moments after completing the last sentence of your hilarious "prank" suicide note

14. Onstage, in the middle of your karaoke version of "Walking on Sunshine"

15. Super Bowl stadium, performing a precarious handstand for the JumboTron

16. The VIP box at an outlaw truck-and-tractor pull

17. Your company's corporate bonding retreat, doing the firewalk

18. Back of the Hallmark Store, clutching a Precious Moments figurine

19. Sniffing poppers, having just blown all your Linden dollars on a Second Life hooker binge

20. The dressing room at Men's Wearhouse, the first and only time you've ever tried on a sweater vest

21. The local dental school, getting that half-off root canal

22. In your Rav4, blasting "Il Divo", unable to hear the oncoming train

23. In a dunk 'em booth, dressed as a clown, taunting passersby

24. The captain's table on The Nation magazine's Annual Seminar Cruise, trying to impress Janeane Garofalo

25. A tattoo parlor, with a half-completed Thug Life inked across your lower stomach

26. Ikea cafeteria, face down in a bowl of Swedish meatballs

27. AlI-night car wash, Cincinnati

28. Tanning bed #3

29. Reclining in a purple box, after volunteering to be the magician's assistant

30. The cougar pen at the Bronx Zoo, gingerly retrieving your Swatch

31. At your boss's daughter's bat mitzvah, breakdancing in the hora circle

32. The handicapped stall at work, trying out that "autoerotic asphyxiation" thing you read about on Wikipedia

33. At the hands of a surprisingly strong Pauly Shore

34. Bound on an altar, after stumbling upon that backwoods religious ceremony

35. The alley behind Z102, dumpster-
diving for Morning Zoo "Krazy Kash"

36. Stomping grapes with a barefoot Joy Behar during Celebrity Wine Weekend

37. Elbows on the rail of a riverboat casino, pondering your future

38. Instant before the flash explodes on that whimsical old-timey photo

39. Sandals Resort, Montego Bay, strapped to a parasail

40. Your old middle school, leading a court-ordered lecture on bad lifestyle choices

41. A vibrating massage chair at the Sharper Image

42. A darkened den, watching Message in a Bottle with your in-laws

43-51. Easing yourself into a hot tub with ... (43) Neil Cavuto, (44) Harriet Miers, (45) Randy Jackson, (46) John Stossel, (47) Emeril Lagasse,
(48) Meat Loaf, (49) Dakota Fanning, (50) Paula Poundstone, (51) Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf

52. Riding the Tilt-A-Whirl as "Funky Cold Medina" blasts over the loudspeakers

53. West Baltimore, in the middle of your self-guided The Wire tour

54. In a puddle of urine, not your own

55. Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp, learning the art of the stage dive

56. Tooling down the highway, one eye on the road, the other on the latest David Denby review

57. In a shiv battle over the April 2002 issue of FHM during your stay at a minimum-security prison

58.In a utility closet at the Met, halfway into a stolen suit of armor

59. In the media room at the local library, just having googled "fan fiction + Seacrest"

60. Tangled in your Soloflex

61. On the red-eye, somewhere over Kansas, an open copy of Hemispheres on your lap

62. Outback Steakhouse, holding the "I Can't Believe I Just Ate 25 Racks of Ribs, Mate!" trophy

63. In a Port-O-John

64. The couch at your former fraternity, home-coming weekend

65. The Mall of America's Piercing Pagoda

66. Just outside a Mexican farmacia, a bag of "la Viagra" in your hand

67. In between speed dates

68. In the mud pit at the Renaissance Faire

69. Onstage at an acting workshop, having just grabbed the improv baton

70. The Container Store

71. In a sweaty post-concert huddle with the Spin Doctors

72. Williamsburg, Virginia: Head in the stocks, tri-corner hat

73. Front row at Tony Robbins's "Unleash the Power Within" seminar

74-78. In line for ... (74) funnel cake, (75) Stomp (76) Donald Trump's autograph, (77) your American Idol audition, (78) a free mouse pad

79. Business class on Amtrak, midway between New York City and Wilmington, Delaware

80. Sunrise at Burning Man, after waking up in a sleeping bag with Trey Anastasio

81. Top deck, on the Seinfeld double-decker bus tour

82. In a hacky sack circle

83. Seated on a stool, sipping a wine cooler, as Dateline's Chris Hansen emerges from behind a screen

84. The temporary basement jail in Yankee stadium

85. Your fat camp reunion

86. Santa Monica Boulevard, flashing a wacky gang sign to a highway patrol officer

87. Under a plastic tarp at the "Gallagher 2007 Sledge-O-Matic Comedy Tour"

88. Your one-bedroom time-share in Tampa

89. Green room, Deal or No Deal

90. Inside a Winnebago, Wal-Mart parking lot, Frederick, Maryland

91. Museum of Sex gift shop

92. Next to a giant boulder just after amputating your left arm, much closer to civilization than you thought

93. At a civil war reenactment, leading the charge

94. In the mosh pit during Linkin Park's performance at the People's Choice Awards

95. A La Quinta Inn, judging a high school debate

96. In your attic, crushed under the weight of your vintage erotica collection

97. The Scientology Center, clutching an E-Meter

98. Mid snow angel

99. The International Space Station, just after your $20 million check clears

100. On the toilet, reading this list

News From The Sun

I woke up this morning and got ready to go to work in my usual manner…I went outside and was greeted by the sun and the warmth. I love that, no more coats and quick, shivering dashes to the car that makes me cranky. (OK other than normal cranky). Today I feel change, change in how I see people and everything I see. I know there are changes in my life coming and are going to be difficult. I may hurt people I love and they may hurt me. I just hope I have it in me and can be true to myself as I have been as much as possible in the past…Life gets complicated and every once in a while I am strangled by the past and present…Today I feel strangled by the future; thoughts, what-ifs and what could-bes. I guess the first step is always the hardest and my foot is about to come down to start the momentum.

I got a golden ticket!

Im soooo Happy! This event and Burningman are my two events this year that require time off work. Im going to Coachella and just bought my 3-day pass....Giggity Giggity

Ha Ha

Bah hah hah hah hah! That is all.