Shit, blog blog blog. A few days ago I was working in the back yard and I hear "Hey asshole" from over the fence. This is sort of strange because the guy next door and I haven't exchanged twenty words in the six months since we bought this house. "Yeah I'm talkin' to YOU" was the next thing I heard so I stopped what I was doing and gave balding ponytail boy my undivided attention. He asked : "Hey asshole when ya gonna come clean out my pool"? Well I thought many, many things but said: ... read more