Senses stimulated
Soul awakened

Bloody fucking hell!

The minute...nay...SECOND
you are on....uuuugggghhhhh!

Your ability to reach inside
Pulling out our inner freaks

I close my eyes
Enveloped by your music...

Boom!
Euphoria exists

Laird, I hope you know
God has blessed you.

Thank God.

And Laird,
Thank you!

Whoa!!! You're fucking Laird!! It was awesome chatting with you at sublounge the other night and great set! I felt like a 13 year old girl at an NSYNC concert or something getting to talk to you!! Haha! I'll get some of those pictures up soon too.

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor, when in need, want some cake? have some
weed. You know me, I'm your friend, your main boy, thick
and thin. I'm your Pusherman... AKA laird

Today is June 7, 2005 and it has been 18 days since I have seen Laird. I don't know how much longer I can hold out. I will have to break out the power tools soon. No battery powered pushovers. I'm going to have to plug into the grid to get enough juice. It's been so long since I've heard that "I'm wearing a red velvet smoking jacket" voice whisper in my ear. And nobody smacks my ass like this man. And no one should.

Oh, did I mention that he plays nice music? Really, you should buy some for your grandma.

)i(saac

NEWZFLASH!!!! this man has been seen freakin' all over the bay lately.....dressed (or undressed) in white and totin' a champagne bottle and two flutes....in the company of his lusty lady.......his knightly manners and availability for chivalrous acts may for the moment be channeled elsewheres.....but, no worries, stay tuned,......ONCE A PIMP, ALWAYS A PIMP!!!!