Mi lala

makes my
heart
swing
and
sing
all in
one
beat

I heart her fiery furnace of goodness

Lala is the best prize in the cracker jack box!!!

What a lovely monochrome maiden!!!!

Lala today, lala tomorrow, lala forEvah!!

Lala is even more beautiful than sushi.

Where's the mature content, anyway? God, what a fucking rip-off.

Testimonial? OK. Lorelei likes long walks on the beach, hiking in Marin, romantic candlelit dinners, the taste of blood, and a lazy Sunday morning in bed with the NYT crossword puzzle and a latte.

And I'm not like, implying that Lorelei and I have ever woken up in the same bed together, it's just what I've heard, the part about the NYT and the latte. Anyway, it's not like anyone reads tribe testimonials to actually learn what someone else is like, anyway.

I mean, what people really want to know in a tribe testimonial is, like, does he or she have any STDs or sociopathic behaviors, or, is she going to cheat on me, or deceive me, or is he or she any good in bed or not, or does he or she have any really annoying or expensive kinks, or is she going to lose all my drugs, or will she buy me a bagel after I go down on her three times on the first date, and so on. So whether or not it's true that Lorelei "sucks cock like a porn star" is actually not something I can comment on, but it would be, hypothetically, the kind of information more relevant to the testimonial than whatever I would probably write about what a great friend she is and so on.

So, yeah, like Lorelei is fucking kewl, and stuff.

Quite simply, I love lala. She is brilliant, creative, and a radiantly beautiful mamacita that you couldn't fit into neat little box if you tried. Plus, she makes yummy yummy things to eat...like cake. Delicious cake.