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Amy Zing

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joined on 02/01/04
last updated 12/14/08
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My Testimonials

May 15, 2006
i knew i'd love amy the moment i saw that she quoted tom for what she's here for: "the piano has been drinking, not me"
i mean seriously
drunkards unite
this woman is stunning and plays with dangerous sharp objects and makes it sound like heaven when she sings and plays at the same time
don'tcha just wanna know someone as COOL as that?
June 30, 2005


Life has created one of the most wonderful human beings, one of the most beautiful souls, one of the most mad-sexy women, one of the truest & most forgiving friends in the person of Amy..... excrutiatingly gorgeous Amy.


Life created her from many things and many events. a few of which are (in no particular order):

- a tree of sin (for xmas)

- a foot-tall mohawk

- a Nathan & Amy & Brian lust fest
(several of them, actually)

- a tiny little ball of fur
(a Jasper)

- and then another tiny little ball of fur
(a Spoon)

- a sign and a 4th of July parade

- a Cold Steel bar

- a "Stevie kisses the lizard"

- a Maxwell House

- a Guido


there's more. much more.




so much more.



yep. she's so much more than the sum of her parts.....


but jeepers --- her parts are phenominal.




and so is she.



March 23, 2005
This is the kind of girl they write song lyrics about. Lovely Rita Meter Maid, Lovely Amy Saw Player. okay, i'll keep working on it.
February 28, 2005
PRINCESS DR. AMY LADY!!!!!!!

-she is kind, warm and accepting!
-she is an articulate smartypants!
-her laughter is forthcoming and infectious!
-she loves her friends and they love her!
-i am blessed to be a new one!

HOORAY FOR AMY LADY!!!!!
February 20, 2005
Best Bartender Ever!
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Big-ass pink-haired photo

Are you sick of this photo yet? Because I love it.
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half my age and twice as bitter

Gender
Female
Age
40
Location
about me
Big boots. Small hands. Good with words. Bad with maps. Honest to a fault. Voracious reader. Rabble-rouser. Insomniac. Hilarious. Damaged. Affectionate. Punctual. Stacked. Riddled with doubt. Left-handers and Germans more than welcome.
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Blogamy

I saw these at the grocery store and snickered. Delicious goldfish crackers (you love 'em, you know you do) in a new whole-grain variety. And the package features.... a fish on a bicycle.

Would it be anti-feminist to buy them?
Fri, January 30, 2009 - 8:48 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
When I stopped while walking across Stockton Street, and pointed at the front of your car, and flashed my fingers at you, and pointed at the front of your car again, and you goggled stupidly at me, as if I was a crazy person, did you stop and think that maybe, MAYBE, you were driving around with your damn headlights off?
Fri, January 23, 2009 - 8:04 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
on your upper left arm?

Were you born before 1973?

y/y
Thu, January 1, 2009 - 6:06 PM permalink - 10 comments
 
I see the first Xmas tree kicked to the curb. That's cold, man. We used to leave ours up until after New Years before pushing it out of the house.

(Actually, in a rare act of green-thinking, my parents got live trees for much of my childhood. The trees came with a giant ball of burlap-wrapped roots, which were kept moist inside a galvanized metal washtub. After the New Year, the tree was planted in the back yard. It was kind of cool: a row of trees ranging from small to large, growing in ... read more
Mon, December 29, 2008 - 10:37 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
Do not pick the scab. Do Not Pick The Scab. Do NOT pick the SCAB! Do not, do not, do not pick the scab.

Pick the scab? Do not. DO NOT PICK. THE SCAB.
Tue, December 16, 2008 - 10:36 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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Wow. Just, wow.