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June 29, 2006
Edie is the real queen of the fairies! I know you're saying to your self "No, that can't possibly be!" but you're wrong! Just like the princess in the forever dammed first prequil AKA the forth star wars movie, you fire, you think you've got her, but oh no, Edie's the real one! Wait! Shit! I've said too much!
November 15, 2005
Edie is a Diplomat. Couth? She's got a truckload. She knows how to take any potentially dramatic situation and turn that frown upside down, and for that, I am grateful.
:)
September 12, 2005
Ah, The Vowel Formerly Known as K______...
I thought to myself once that I could know Edie and yet depart unscathed; now it seems more likely that I will wander on through paths darkened by her absence, that days, months and years will pass in which every day is filled with musings about her grace, her humor, her love...
Words are inadequate to express.
It's the most evil thing alive!
:-b
February 11, 2005
Edie has started making movies. Which means that she has become part of the army of deadletter. We are all going to show you how to take over the world. Edie will do this in a sly, unassuming way, like cleaning your closet. The next thing you know, you'll wake up president. look out!
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about me
I dream of ocean waves pulverizing the vacated homes of small sea creatures. Shiny things make me squeal. I like trees, the open road and potatoes. I don't like bad spelling.
From "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life" by Jennifer Worick
When searching for important clues, anything labeled "top secret" might be a good place to start. "The Crooked Banister"
Spend time at the gym to build upper body strength. Detective work may require fending off a vicious hair pulling. "The Thirteenth Pearl"
Being able to throw your voice can get your unskilled assistants out of tight jams. "The Ringmaster's Secret"
When confused, sit back and try to arrange the facts into some kind of order. "The Ghost of Blackwood Hall
Don't release a runaway circus animal without some type of identification from the claimant. "The Mystery at the Moss-Covered Mansion
And of course,
Never sleuth on an empty stomach. "The Hidden Staircase"
That chapter wasn't quite as interesting, but the next one is a real doozy: "The Delicate Art of Etiquette."
Wed, September 24, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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From "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life" by Jennifer Worick
If a guy takes you on a rollercoaster repeatedly, it might be because he likes it when you cling to him. - "The Clue in the Jewel Box"
If a guy's hunch results in a dead end, don't flaunt your better judgement and intuition in front of him. Smirk secretly to yourself. - "The Phantom of Pine Hill"
And my favorite:
After receiving an electrical shock to the system, find as many men as possible to vigorously massage you. - "Mystery of the Glowing Eye"
Sat, September 20, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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When I first learned to read, one of my fondest memories was of following Nancy Drew's countless adventures investigating paranormal phenomena, trailing suspicious-looking and therefore clearly criminal characters, following a convoluted trail of ridiculously random clues, and humoring her sixth sense which she liked to call "a hunch," all of which inevitably lead to the triumphant vanquishing of evildoers.
She also had tons of good-looking boys falling all over her, had a fabulous car, and was always lunching on something delicious, usually at a picnic with said boys. What a fabulous role model for an eight-year old! She had style, brains, personality and some kind of shield of invincibility around her that never let her lose a case.
I don't think I ever owned the complete collection, but my mom still has a cardboard box with about 35 of the books in it. I asked her to send it to me, but she said it would be too expensive. Last time I was home though I grabbed one - one of my favorites and number 2 in the series: "The Hidden Staircase."
My roomate stumbled across what she thought at first was a miniature version of that book, because the cover art was exactly the same. What it actually is is a compilation of "tips" quoted from the original series, called, "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life," by Jennifer Worick.
I'm going to pick out my favorites from each chapter and share them with you.
Chapter One: Survival Strategies
"In the event of a carjacking, try to steer the vehicle toward the house of an off-duty state trooper or police officer. Of course, it helps to know where the aforementioned officer of the law resides." -From "The Scarlet Slipper Mystery"
"Cover your face immediately when confronted with an explosion. Obviously, it is good to avoid explosions in general." -From "The Mystery of the Fire Dragon"
"If you hear the telltale sounds of a helicopter, step away from a blaze in the fireplace. The copter might send a downdraft into the chimney and shower sparks all over your sleek coif." From "The Mystery of the 99 Steps."
"When pinned down by a large canine, instruct friends, family, even random passersby to turn a hose on the beast." From "The Mysterious Mannequin"
"If you lack backup when you happen upon crooks caught in the act, disguise your voice and pretend to be the police. If that fails to produce the desired result, throw a stone through a window to feign a gunshot." From "The Sign of the Twisted Candles."
Stay tuned for more sage advice from Chapter 2: Dating: A Primer
Thu, September 18, 2008 - 9:57 AM
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Hi friends - we need a couple volunteers to guard our fuel dump during our tech and dress rehearsals. This is not the most glamorous job but it's also not super stressful or demanding. We need somebody to be available and at the theater from 4:30 to 10 p.m. Wednesday, and/or from 5 to 10 p.m. Thursday. You won't necessarily have to be sitting there the whole five hours. If you or anyone you know might be able to help on one or both evenings please let me know asap! Thank you,
-edie
Tue, July 29, 2008 - 10:05 AM
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This is actually a real product... Jelly Belly has actually produced jelly beans that taste like earwax, rotten egg, baby wipes (?!) boogers and vomit!! My friends were actually putting these in their mouths!!
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Wed, July 16, 2008 - 11:57 AM
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Chapter 3 - Sleuthing: A Primer
(blog entry)
From "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life" by Jennifer Worick
When searching for important clues, anything labeled "top secret" might be a good place to start. "The Crooked Banister"
Spend time at the gym to build upper body strength. Detective wor...
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Chapter 2: Dating: A Primer
(blog entry)
From "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life" by Jennifer Worick
If a guy takes you on a rollercoaster repeatedly, it might be because he likes it when you cling to him. - "The Clue in the Jewel Box"
If a guy's hunch results in a dead end, don't flaunt...
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Some Practical Advice...
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When I first learned to read, one of my fondest memories was of following Nancy Drew's countless adventures investigating paranormal phenomena, trailing suspicious-looking and therefore clearly criminal characters, following a convoluted trail of ...
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OFDT needs volunteers Wednesday and Thursday evenings!
(blog entry)
Hi friends - we need a couple volunteers to guard our fuel dump during our tech and dress rehearsals. This is not the most glamorous job but it's also not super stressful or demanding. We need somebody to be available and at the theater from 4:30 ...
read more
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