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Chapter 2: Dating: A Primer

   Sat, September 20, 2008 - 6:01 PM
From "Nancy Drew's Guide to Life" by Jennifer Worick

If a guy takes you on a rollercoaster repeatedly, it might be because he likes it when you cling to him. - "The Clue in the Jewel Box"

If a guy's hunch results in a dead end, don't flaunt your better judgement and intuition in front of him. Smirk secretly to yourself. - "The Phantom of Pine Hill"

And my favorite:

After receiving an electrical shock to the system, find as many men as possible to vigorously massage you. - "Mystery of the Glowing Eye"



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Sun, September 21, 2008 - 4:44 PM
haha what!
You're seriously not making this shit up? That last one is seriously blowing my mind.
Wed, September 24, 2008 - 8:46 AM
I shit you negative. I'll post some more hopefully tonight...